money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
sitting in class. teacher is pulling up different archive websites. one comes up with a banner of a hedgehog.
i said “aw, hedgehog. i like hedgehogs.”
she responded “i prefer otters”
and i literALLY DON’T KNOW IF SHE WAS MAKING A SHERLOCK REFERENCE OR NOT.
I DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND. I JUST KIND OF
i want pizza but im broke what if i just walked into a shop and stole a 12 inch pizza and ran away do u think id get away with it
update: i got away with it
omg no dont reblog this post what if the police find me
hello yes police there’s someone on the internet who stole a pizza and got away with it
r u trying 2 get me put in jail u asshole