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How to tell how much of a Marvel fan the people in the movie theater are:





Stage 1: Those who leave as soon as the movie ends

Stage 2: Those who know to stay until the credits for the extra scene

Stage 3: Those who stay until the end of the credits for the second extra scene

I’m a stage three. 

We all are

Stage 4: those who will stay until the ushers kick them out because they don’t trust marvel

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john green has had enough of your shit
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i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 
  • white people:I wish I lived in the forties! Everything was so much COOLER back then, you know?
  • Japanese people:nope
  • Thai people:nope
  • Black people:nope
  • Latin people:nope
  • Cuban people:nope
  • Native people:nope
  • Korean people:nope
  • Desi people:nope
  • Arab people:nope
  • Queer people:nope
  • Vietnamese people:nope
  • Chinese people:nope
  • Physically/Mentally/Neurologically disabled people:nope
  • Jewish people:nope
  • Romani people:nope
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College kids have 2 styles: overdressed or homeless person.

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This account gives me life
  • School:no shoulder-revealing shirts
  • Student:why?
  • School:you might ferociously anal fist each other in the hallway
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