money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

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archivesofgallifrey:

sitting in class. teacher is pulling up different archive websites. one comes up with a banner of a hedgehog.

i said “aw, hedgehog. i like hedgehogs.”

she responded “i prefer otters”

and i literALLY DON’T KNOW IF SHE WAS MAKING A SHERLOCK REFERENCE OR NOT.

I DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND. I JUST KIND OF

(via the-fault-in-our-wifi)

theneverendingdrums:

wimpala:

theneverendingdrums:

theneverendingdrums:

theneverendingdrums:

i want pizza but im broke what if i just walked into a shop and stole a 12 inch pizza and ran away do u think id get away with it

update: i got away with it

omg no dont reblog this post what if the police find me

hello yes police there’s someone on the internet who stole a pizza and got away with it

r u trying 2 get me put in jail u asshole

(Source: theladyserket, via jackstroubleinatanktop)